Ginger or Maryanne?

At least once in the life of every 29 year old hacker the question arises: Ginger or Maryanne?

The “Ginger” honey trap

The Maryanne’s cupcakes honey trap.












Thus is the dilemma for former NSA analyst Edward Snowden.

“The simple message “Snowden, will you marry me?” was posted to Chapman’s personal account Wednesday.”

That’s going to leave a welt on the alphabet agencies in Foggie Bottom.

As National Security Agency leaker Edward Snowden continued to cool his heels in the transit zone at Moscow’s Sheremetyevo International Airport, waiting to hear a positive response to one of his many asylum requests, he received an unlikely marriage proposal via Twitter from ex-Russian spy Anna Chapman.

Forget the charges of Treason and espionage, this poor lad has women problems. When the pole dancing acrobat finds out Chapman proposed we are going to see the mother of all cat-fights!

Meanwhile, back in Mother Russia, Vlad Putin has (allegedly) a new girlfriend.

“I’m smitten, Kitten”

Honey, let me show you my Superbowl Ring.
















I dub thee “Vlad the Impaler“!

2 Responses to “Ginger or Maryanne?”

  1. LC Aggie Sith Says:

    If I were him, I would take the brunette at the bottom :D

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  2. Mope Says:

    Are you crazy, Aggie_Sith? That’s Vlad’s girl. Snowden doesn’t want to wake up with an isotope of polonium in his breakfast cereal, and the imprint of a Superbowl ring on his forehead.

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